It’s amazing what we can accomplish during a multi-day power outage. Over the Thanksgiving holiday I learned a few new religious tidbits you may find interesting as well.
Several years ago I obtained a copy of Catéchic, “the Catholic trivia game” by Tyco®. While the power was out, I read all 1,000 trivia questions. It proved to be an interesting diversion.
The question of whether or not considering trivialities is a waste of time was addressed by C.S. Lewis at the outset of WWII.
Every Christian who comes to a university must at all times face a question compared with which the questions raised by the war are relatively unimportant. He must ask himself how it is right, or even psychologically possible, for creatures who are every moment advancing either to heaven or to hell, to spend any fraction of the little time allowed them in this world on such comparative trivialities as literature or art, mathematics or biology. (The Weight of Glory)
Lewis’ point is well made. When we contrast the matters which occupy our minds and energies with the things we ignore—including our eternal destiny and whether we are drawing closer to our Creator or drifting farther from him—the things of this world grow dim.
Perhaps that will be slightly less true in the case of trivia gleaned from the history of the largest denomination in the Christian Church.
Test Your Knowledge
A few questions were dated, not surprising I suppose, since the game was copyrighted in 1991. What was surprising is why they would choose to include questions about the names of prominent American archbishops of that decade, knowing it would date the product.
Question: Who is the Archbishop of San Antonio, Texas?
Answer: Archbishop Patrick Flores
Comment: He was historic, being the first Roman Catholic bishop of Mexican American heritage, and service as archbishop was lengthy (1979-2004), but the question as posed has passed its expiration date.
Name the Native American woman who may soon be canonized.
Blessed Kateri Tekakwitha
Tekakwitha (1656-1680) was canonized in 2012 and led a tragically short but interesting life. She was an Algonquin-Mohawk, the first Native American to be canonized.
Most other questions remain valid.
What is the name of Emperor Constantine’s decree that legalized Christianity in the Roman Empire in 313 A.D.?
The Edict of Milan
Bravo. As a student of ancient history and a Constantinian numismatist, I am pleased to see this vital moment in church history acknowledged.
Was St. Francis of Assisi a priest?
Good one! Most of us who’ve studied medieval history would probably get that right, but I assume the majority of Christians (Protestants, Catholic and Orthodox) would likely err on the side of ordaining Francis.
Which pope authorized the use of torture during the Inquisition?
The irony of his chosen papal name is almost torturous. Admittedly, it was an improvement on his given name, Sinibaldo Fieschi.
A fair number of questions about ecclesiastical paraphernalia appear. To advance in the game, it helps to know your patens, piscina, and cinctures from your purificators, pyxes and cruets.
Is a “stermutatory” a piece of furniture found in a church?
No. A stermutatory is something that makes you sneeze.
That said, if some of the pews have grown so musty that they aggravate worshipers’ allergies, wouldn’t they qualify?
Some of the trivia provides arcane information sure to surprise one’s peers.
What is a cardinal who observers believe may have a chance of becoming pope called?
Nice to know . . . Now I just have to think of a way to work that into a typical conversation.
Seriously, using a word like this to show off one’s knowledge of obscure things reminds me of a passage I read many years ago attributed to St. Hereticus.* It offers satirical advice on how to upstage others in religious conversations.
The Superior Knowledge Gambit (not for beginners). Easier to illustrate than explain:
Opponent: I think my interpretation of the church has full historical precedent in Augustine.
Self: (starting hesitantly, but gradually gaining assurance until the final words are spoken with complete authority, in an ex cathedra tone of voice): But surely, much as I admire your exposition, really now, which interpretation of Augustine’s do you mean? There are at least five (eyes to the ceiling for a brief moment of counting), yes five . . . (pause, then confidently) There are at least five interpretations of the church in Augustine’s extant writings. (Give ever so slightly more emphasis to the word “extant.”)
. . .
Help from St. Augustine. A quiet yet forceful way of demonstrating superiority when Augustine is under discussion is to pronounce his name in contrary fashion to the pronunciation of Opponent. Make a point of emphasizing the contrast, so that it will be apparent that you know you are right, and that not even for politeness’ sake will you pronounce the name incorrectly as Opponent is doing. Either,
Opponent: . . . leading ideas in Augustine.”
Self: Augustine may have said that on one or two occasions, but . . .
Opponent (usually an Anglican in this case): . . . leading ideas in Augustine.
Self:Augustine may have said that on one or two occasions, but the whole Augustinian tradition, following, as I believe, the essential Augustine himself . . .
In this second gambit, it is advisable to maneuver the conversation into a discussion of “the Augustinian tradition” as indicated, so that when Opponent refers to it, as he must, without pronouncing it “the Augustinian tradition,” you can smile deprecatingly, to indicate your point has been made.
Well, that is enough trivia for one day. In my next post I’ll discuss some more substantial literary and theological concerns that emerge in the questions. Until then, one final trifle to entertain.
What 1975 film tells the story of King Arthur’s search for the Holy Grail as a comedy?
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Some Python humor is too irreverent (or even blasphemous**) for my tastes, but this historic fantasy is one of my guilty pleasures. (I especially love the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog which can only be dispatched by the “holy hand grenade of Antioch.”)
* The Collected Writings of St. Hereticus by Robert McAfee Brown. An irreverent look at many aspects of ecumenical life in the mid twentieth century.
** Some (perhaps much) of the Python corpus leans towards vulgarity, but if you still enjoy the humor—and you are offended by blatant blasphemy, avoid reading the lyrics to their song, “All Things Dull and Ugly.”
There is a more positive connection between Monty Python and C.S. Lewis, however. John Cleese recorded The Screwtape Letters in 1995, lending his voice to the devilish “author” of the correspondence.
10 thoughts on “A Trivial Windstorm”
I feel like such a buffoon. Nevertheless, I did learn some things. Thanks.
Actually, I’m afraid that citing too many of these facts in conversation may make one come across as a bit peculiar. I hope I’m not contributing to the world’s buffoonery with these columns…
I do like wearing the hat and bells on my shoes, though. We pastors do love attention ;-)
Don’t we though! Well, seriously, it seems to me as many pastors are actually introverts as extraverts. And it’s uber-challening for many introverted clergy to exist in that constantly extraverted environment.
No bit of information is too small to gather…you never know when you’ll need it.
True. I can well imagine some pieces of trivia contributing to a person’s survival in a post-apocalyptic wasteland.
On the frontier, they always said “They leave the crazy ones alone” Counting on that. HA HA
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