Lemming Legends

July 8, 2014 — 16 Comments

lemmingThe closest camaraderie I ever experienced in my life, was on the staff of the USAF Chaplain School. A sign of our esprit de corps was seen in the nicknames we gave one another. Mine was Lemming. (Not too dashing, I know, but read on and you’ll see why it was bestowed with affection and respect.)

Those of us who worked on “Air Staff” projects (for the Chief of Chaplains) were in the Resource Division. Probably because we were always rushing (scurrying?) around responding to emergencies, the other chaplains called us the “Resource Rats.” We were close indeed, and our energies and creativity was magnified by our synergy . . . just like the Inklings.

We embraced the label, and before we knew it each of us had been identified as a particular member of the rodent family. We had a rabbit, hamster, beaver, squirrel and fudged a bit with a ferret and a weasel. Among assorted other “rats,” I was nicknamed—you didn’t choose your identity, your friends awarded it to you—Lemming.

They called me Lemming because I had a unique duty on the team. One of my duties was to do a little bit of “ghostwriting” for the Chief of Chaplains. Some would consider it an honor, but trust me, due to the general for whom I wrote the first year, it was anything but.

Why a Lemming? Well, because whenever a tasking came down I would dutifully march off in obedience . . . even if it meant marching right off of a cliff. Like the humble Lemming, I accepted my fate, and made the best of it.

We all know their tragic story. When the Lemming burrows become overcrowded, a large number of them will sacrificially gather together and march to the sea. There, those who did not perish in catastrophic falls, nobly swim out to sea so that their relatives back in the warren can once again devote themselves to overpopulating their habitat.

I was proud of the appellation. I wore the name (literally, on the shirt logo pictured above) as a badge of honor. Until . . . until I discovered it was all based on a lie.

Lemmings, we have learned, do not suffer from periodic mass suicidal impulses. The common myth is based on an insidious 1958 “nature film” made by Disney. I have no idea why they would compromise their flawless reputation for scientific accuracy in their naturalist media, but in White Wilderness, they cast all integrity aside. (And now I know why C.S. Lewis and J.R.R. Tolkien were wary of the machinations and shadowy motives of Walt Disney Studios.)

With utter disregard to the reputation of these clever arctic creatures, the film showed (supposed) members of the Scandinavian clans eagerly casting themselves to their deaths. However, their bizarre behavior was manipulated by cinematic chicanery.

It turns out that not only did Disney pull the lemmings out of their normal habitat for filming—since they were too intelligent to voluntarily leap to their death, they were thrown off of the cliff from a modified turntable! Ghastly.

Learning that lemmings will not march knowingly (and stupidly) to their own demise has actually made me a bit prouder to bear the title. I mean, it’s one thing as a member of the armed forces to risk your life in the defense of your nation. It’s quite another to commit suicide because a general thought one of your commas was in the wrong place. But that’s a story for another day.

16 responses to Lemming Legends

  1. 

    What’s in a nickname? More than Disney knew!

    Seriously, though, I hope those “misplaced” commas didn’t come at too high a cost. Looking forward to that story.

  2. 
    John J Flanagan July 8, 2014 at 10:26 am

    I learned something today…if Disney did what was described…it is shameful.

    • 

      It’s true… but actually it was an independent production company that was either on contract to Disney or just a small producer who sold it on spec. Not sure, but they released the film, and those scenes were indelibly imprinted on countless young minds.

      Of course, this was long before PETA came into existence, but I don’t think abusing animals has ever been a commendable practice.

  3. 

    A good name given by good friends is worth all the wisdom of every Disney movie combined.

  4. 

    Another classic case of, “We the willing; led by the unknowing… ” as far as I can see. My dad always told me that a wise commander gratefully accepted the efforts of his troops in preventing him from looking like a fool.

  5. 

    Leaping lollipop trees! Who knew? But funny how the name actually worked out (Of course your logo is perfectly wonderful)

  6. 

    I’d heard that somewhere, about the lemmings. That’s a bit odd. I can’t imagine why Disney would do that. What’s the point?

    That’s a cool nickname, I think. That’s very interesting, about your “Resource Rats” group. I’m also looking forward to the story about the commas.

  7. 

    I had to look up “lemming!” Boy, I’m unschooled. And there is such anti-Lemming prejudice in the world.

    • 

      Brenton, I don’t want to traumatize you… but, since you’re Canadian, you should know that the troubling scenes were actually filmed in… Alberta! Sorry to have to break that news to you, but better that you hear it from a friend.

      • 

        All kinds of crazy things happen in Alberta!
        I’ve lived there, in Alberta that is, not in the Arctic. they don’t like Rodents. There is a law against rats.

      • 

        Whoa, I didn’t know all you needed to do to clear a rodent infestation was pass a law against them! Seriously, some places have unique concerns about what would happen to native species if the foreign animals were loosed upon the ecosystem. In California they used to ban pet gerbils. They may still…

  8. 

    lemmings should revolt great blog!

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